This just in: It seems that women across the world are suffering. Suffering from something so awful that a team of experts have banned together to solve this problem. I am talking about (insert menacing sound cue) INADEQUATE EYELASHES!
But no need to panic. There is a new drug out there, with celebrity endorsement, that can help. Sure, there is risk and sometimes irreversible side effects, but you will have long beautiful lashes.
I didn't even know the quality of my life was being effected by my short stubby eyelashes. I am so glad money went toward research and development for this product rather then on ..I don't know...cancer.
The truth is I buy some products because I think I need them. This really opened my eyelash deficient eyes to where I m manipulated to feel inadequate and into thinking a product or service will make me better or more complete. I look forward to a day when we collectively know we are good enough short eyelashes and all.
Namaste
Krissy
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